I’ve done it: (Submitted by Follower)

my bed

his bed

my couch

his couch

my living room

his living room

lake changing room

playground

on a dragon statue

lifeguard chair

in cars (at a boat launch, in parking lots, in driveways)

on a garage floor

grandparents living room, basement, guest room, and bathroom

in a field at night

in the shower

overlooking the pacific ocean

in the woods

at a ballpark

floors, couches, chairs

I’ve never had sex on a statue and haven’t the slightest clue how I would do that, but the fact that you did it on a dragon statue reminds me of how I fell off of one recently in a park on a sort of recent picnic. >.<